U.S. — All around the nation, with the recent instant fame of Ken Bone and his rising amount of followers on social media, people have once again been disappointed that he is a human being.
Amidst countless kind posts and encouragements to vote, internet dwellers found one or two Reddit comments from Bone's account, revealed in his Reddit AMA, suggesting he might be kind of weird, but experts agree this is certainly nothing serious to worry about.
However, the nation has been completely flooded with disappointment and anger that yet another celebrity is a human being with personal faults.
“It feels like every time I have hope for some kind of celebrity,every single time, they turn out to have made some mistake in their past. I’m sick of it," regular citizen Joe Curtis told reporters. "They should be flawless and never have made any mistakes, like me.”
“I’m disappointed,” Erin Loven, a Florida resident, said. “I need someone to fill the gaping void of morality within myself, but one of these celebrities, whether they be 15-minute celebrities or long-term ones, are perfect or pure enough to do so. It’s almost as if everyone makes mistakes and has faults. It’s not like that, I’m sure, but it sure seems like it.”
The cycling disappointment of the world continues with yet another disappointment in a person with human flaws, as the citizens of the U.S. try to find something else to pour their heart into to make up for their own shortcomings.
Marco Omta is a sophomore studying music production. How do you feel about Ken Bone? Email Marco at mo183714@ohio.edu.
