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but we all know that Katie Holmes is married to Tom Cruise, not Drew Carey. This isn't According to Jim folks. In order to select an appropriate target, I like to use the basic 10 point scale rating system. If you're a 5, don't go for a 9. In fact, try not to approach anyone 2 or more points higher than you on the scale. If you register as a negative number, it's time to learn how to play guitar. It's your only hope at this point. Step three ' Approach. This can be done in a number of ways, but I'll just share my personal favorites. If you're a guy, have a friend put on a ski mask and steal the girl's purse. From there, you can either tackle him and return her purse, or rummage through her personal belongings and hopefully grab some cash or breath mints. Just be sure to split whatever you find with your friend. Fair's fair, even in matters of love. Common thievery isn't your only option. Let's not forget common vandalism. If Boy Meets World and every Disney Channel sitcom have taught me anything, it's that you always have a good chance of meeting a hot girl/boy/other while spray painting a wall. If the cops stop you, tell them you were driven by hormones. They'll understand and let you go without any trouble. I swear.If you're a girl, the approach is slightly different. Walk up to a guy, say hi and watch him dance like a monkey puppet. It's fun and profitable! From the approach, continue in anyway you see fit. Remember, never forget your partner's birthday, don't assume that she likes pro wrestling (trust me) and try not to have an opinion of any kind. If my advice doesn't work for you, remember that I only have one relationship under my belt and that lasted a month and a half. I probably should have mentioned that earlier.
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