Worst Pick-up Lines Ever
I've never kissed a girl with a lip ring before.
'Sydney Capito, undecided freshman
Making you smile
makes me smile.
'Chris Creamer, senior history major
'How do you like your eggs?' A good comeback is 'unfertilized.'
'Brandon Pollock, senior exercise physiology major
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
'Renee Hardman, senior history major
Disastrous Dating Stories
I had a really bad hickey from a date and a huge family party the next day. When my family asked me what happened I said I walked into a wall.
'Brittany Elsden, a senior Spanish major.
I was dating a guy who had a girlfriend that he didn't tell me about. She texted me pretending to be him. She asked me to call her and then she answered his phone and identified herself. She apologized later though.
'Renee Hardman, senior history major
I met a guy for coffee
who I had been talking to on Facebook. I didn't think it was a date but apparently he did because when he was dropping me off
he leaned over and said 'No kiss?' with this pathetic puppy face. I said no and got out of the car.
'Anusha Aneel, sophomore communication studies major
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