Jessie Cadle's top 5 drunken celebrities
1. David Hasselhoff - We are all fans of a shirtless Hoff, but when his 17-year-old daughter caught him smashed and shirtless and posted it on YouTube, I wished for the days of his Speedo-clad bod instead.
2. Avril Lavigne - As an angsty preteen she spoke to my soul with poignant lyrics like, Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? Now she has, in fact, complicated her life by drunkenly stripping and participating in less-than-savory activities ... Let's just say, she's not married anymore.
3. Britney Spears - I couldn't leave off the superstar-gone-head-shaving nut job. In one video to her first husband, she speaks about time travel and its vast possibilities. For your sake, Brit, I hope you find a time machine to take you back to a better time.
4. Lindsay Lohan - I am sensing a trend here ... Stars who were popular in the '90s and now have no place to go except off the deep end. She is known for her DUIs and drunken rampages. That is the epitome of a life of Freaky Fridays.
5. Paula Abdul - We all know that no one could be that nice all the time, or put up with Simon Cowell for that long, without a little help from the old bottle. It is yet to be seen whether she is a better dancer drunk or sober ... I'm on the lookout.
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