The man-strut is the Aston Martin (a really nice car) of walks.
A man strutting at maximum velocity can exceed speeds of 4 or even 5-miles-per-hour. That caliber of walk may cause whiplash as people turn to stare at the confident, forthright manner in which that hunk of raw, carbon-based molecules cuts through the air.
I know what you're thinking: But how does it handle? Well, have you ever seen a secret agent ski down the Swiss Alps while battling an army of evil minions? Kind of like that.
So, next time you need to go somewhere, go there like a man.
Quit staring at the ground and show off that chiseled jaw. The ground's not going anywhere and how else are people going to admire your Adam's apple?
Good posture not only makes you look taller (man-growth) but also helps you see more (man-vision), and it will help you avoid back pain when you turn 50 (man-bending).
Good posture is like a really lame super power.
Shoulders back. You are not trying to show off your clearly defined pecs, but you are certainly not hiding them.
Your butt looks nice enough without trying to throw it in my face. Pop, lock and drop it on the dance floor, not on the sidewalk.
Leave feet shuffling to zombies and the embarrassed.
Carry a briefcase. This does not have anything to do with walking; they are just awesome.
Walk with a purpose, like trying to move forward without falling.
Men have special man places to reach and important man stuff to do. They do not have time to stop and smell the roses - unless they are carrying roses (a common man-practice), in which case they smell them while walking for efficiency's sake.
Men don't jaywalk; they temporarily restructure traffic laws.
Stop and look both ways before crossing the street. Not to avoid traffic, but to take a moment to admire the concrete river that you are about to traverse.
You may only skip if you find yourself in a field of flowers surrounded by sunshine and ambiguous, cheerful music.
Men arrive when they mean to - none of that fashionably late crap. The most fashionable time to arrive is when the men arrive. Coincidentally, the men always arrive exactly when the men arrive.
Men: No matter their style, they walk with confidence.
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Alex Bill
