It's over, bro.
You see, this chick and I haven't even been technically dating, but we've been technically banging for a few weeks.
I was so stoked to start getting it on the reg. But no. I called her the other night when I got home from the bar. Usually, we just bang and she walks home alone in the morning. I thought that was working, but apparently not. I don't know what she said, bro, I was so shwasted, something about self-respect or something.
The real problem though, is this chick is in a sorority. And dude, the second I become the jerk, I'm out. I'll never be invited to another social or formal, just exiled by all the girls in the sorority. Do you know what this could do to my social life, bro? I'm just saying.
Sorority girls are like a cute dog when you're hooking up with them, but the second you break it off they grow fangs and bring the wolf pack to eat you alive. Break up with one of their sisters, and you're done. Even if I liked another girl in her house, there's no way.
It's hard, but I have to do it. I just can't stand this chick. She always texts me, always wants to hang out, always wants me to ditch my bros. I don't know how many times I tell her, Thursdays are wing night at B-dubs. And no, I don't want to stop playing Halo and go get dinner.
I think I'm just going to stop calling her. She'll get the picture eventually.
Rosie Haney is a junior studying journalism and a columnist for The Post. What's your favorite wing flavor? E-mail Rosie at mh317008@ohiou.edu.
It is ironic how you can spend so much time with another person and come to find out that they are nothing like what you thought.
I have to break up with this guy whom I have been dating and give myself the opportunity to get out there and find people that are as culturally educated and aware as I am.
I don't really know how this guy got the impression that I was emotionally available to be in his version of a relationship. After he started suffocating me with his constant presence, I updated my Facebook status several times with lines from songs that would clearly show that I wanted out.
He must have gotten the hint because he sent me a message asking, Why all the pretentious lines? I messaged him back immediately to tell him that I was confused on why he thought my whole world revolved around him and then again changed my status to tell the entire world that I didn't care what anyone thought or did.
He later updated his blog with quotes from movies that he thinks are indie but totally are not. I tweeted my sarcastic response. I later updated my blog with pictures of my burning all the Polaroids he took for me one by one. Take that.
They say that breaking up is hard to do, and I guess they are right. There is nothing fun about having your ex take all your friends to all the shows that only you wanted to see. Not that I care, but I have unfriended him and untagged all our pictures. I'm not looking for drama.
Jess Neidhart is a junior studying English and Spanish and a columnist for The Post. Over your break up a week before it happened? Let Jess know at jn250307@ohiou.edu.
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