Did you know that Prince Charles has never squeezed his own toothpaste? Not once in his life. He has someone to do that for him. Pretty disgusting, and that’s generally the way I feel about the huge slovenly mess that will be tomorrow’s Royal Wedding. Call me an American, call me a Republican, call me a commoner, but I just don’t care. However, I will say good luck to Kate Middleton, Prince William’s princess-to-be. With in-laws like that, she’ll need it.
