1. If you have sex as a teenager, you will get pregnant or syphilis.
If abstinence-only educators want to be effective, they should show Kirsten Dunst in Fifteen and Pregnant and the effects of STD wildfire in She's Too Young.
2. If your husband is mean to you, it is okay to light his bed on fire while he is still in it.-
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Ashley Lutz
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