Dear BedPost,
My girlfriend is amazing and is usually pretty open in bed. I really want to try a threesome, possibly with one of her friends. How do I get her to be open to try?
Dearest reader,
I’m glad you and your girlfriend are open in bed and you feel this a road you can go down because honestly, if any guy I was dating asked me to have a threesome with one of my friends I would go Game of Thrones on him and chop his finger off.
Don’t get me wrong, this is for sure a road you two can go down, but it’s a road that is plagued with twists and turns and cliffs and apparently carpool lanes.
Bringing another person into your sex life can be tricky, especially if it’s someone your girlfriend knows. Perhaps it’s not best to go in with, “Hey, you know your best friend who you often eat Chinese food with and share stories about that dude in your sociology class with? I would like to see her naked.”
Since you two seem to have a fairly open sex life, perhaps bring up the idea of a third person first before you reveal your desire to bring her friend into it.
Godspeed, man. And for the love of God, be safe.
Kristin is a junior studying journalism and culture editor for The Post.
Welcome to BedPost Down Under. Today we are on the hunt for one of the most elusive of all sexual events — the highly secretive Threesome.
(This column in an Australian accent.)
The Threesome’s natural habitat is in the depths of your girlfriend’s mind. Now keep in mind, just because that is where they can live, doesn’t mean you’re guaranteed to find one in your search.
The Threesome is a very private little bugger; it will remain completely secluded lest you coax it out. This involves some pretty difficult work. You’re going to want to be a good boyfriend.
There are a number of ways to go about this. You can do unexpected nice things for your girlfriend, take her out to a nice dinner or two, let her know you care about her, stop playing video games when she comes over and be extra good in bed. I know, it’s gonna be a rough go for a while.
Once you’ve done some or all of these arduous tasks, you’ll want to ask about it in a way in which you could easily pass it off as a joke. I know that sounds silly, but when you go all-in like this an exit strategy is key.
Happy hunting! Crikey!
Ian is a junior studying journalism. Have a crocodile you wanna hunt? Email us at thebedpostpeople@gmail.com
