We here at the Sarcastic Scoop are always looking out for the health, well-being and socio-political awareness of our cherished readers. Today we would like to explain very carefully why climate change is absolutely not an actual issue whatsoever while using Pig Latin to make this information as difficult to consume as possible.
This is just an obvious one. Personal experience trumps any kind of “fact” some guy in a lab coat can throw at you.
Seriously, if it was such a big deal, someone somewhere on TV would be talking about it. Don’t pretend you’re a know-it-all about the world all of a sudden.
And what, this is an issue now? Take your politically correct mouth somewhere else. I don’t have time for this.
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I think this is the clearest of all the reasons and the easiest one to use to disprove anyone who thinks climate change is real.
We hope that this article was informative and helped you make your own opinion about this heated issue. From all of us at the Sarcastic Scoop, the best to you and your family, and don’t worry so much. Especially about the environment. It’ll figure itself out, probably.
Marco Omta is a sophomore studying games and animation. Please note that the views and opinions of the columnists do not reflect those of The Post. atWhay areyay youryay oughtsthay onyay imateclay angechay? Email Marco at mo183714@ohio.edu.