WASHINGTON, D.C. — Recent Pepsi advertisements of Kylie Jenner solving our country’s problem of difficulties with the police force and unity have made their way through Twitter, reaching unprecedented support and virality. The advertisements have been received extremely well, along with solving many of the nation’s pressing issues.
So well, in fact, that President Trump has noticed the positive effects of the Pepsi advertising campaign and has stated that he will be inviting the person in charge of the campaign to be assisting him in the White House. In fact, the president has stated that the person has already been hired, Trump simply needs to know their identity. Pepsi has yet to speak on the issue.
“Our country is in a very bad place,” the president said in a recent address. “It really is. But this man who made the Pepsi commercial with Kylie Jenner, and all those cops, and all those protesters — now that, that is the kind of thing we need to bring our country forward. I have lots of close friends who are marketers, lots of them, and they’re all great people. I really look forward to working with this person.”
Rumblings have also been coming that Kylie Jenner may also take a spot in the White House.
“She reminds me of myself,” President Trump said when asked about the prospect. “You know, someone who became famous on reality TV who has no political experience yet lots of support. I think we’d work well together. I’ll have to consider the issue. I’ve known the Kardashians for a long time. Very good people. Very good. It’s definitely something I would take into consideration.”
Marco Omta is a sophomore studying music production. Please note that the views and opinions of the columnists do not reflect those of The Post. How are you feeling about Pepsi? Email Marco at mo183714@ohio.edu.
