15 of the funniest tweets from women this week

Women on Twitter are undeniably hilarious. They make some of the best viral tweets on a daily basis, so it’s hard to narrow it down to just a few tweets. But, to celebrate Women's History Month, here are 15 of the funniest tweets from women this week:

1. Discovering some interesting language on Wikipedia

lol which one of you messed with th condensed milk Wikipedia page pic.twitter.com/0L69OdB2bu
— Khushbu Shah (@KhushAndOJ) February 27, 2018

2. Overhearing a new favorite insult

Overheard a woman say very angrily on the phone "I married a stale ham sandwich of a human" and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult
— Emma Oh (@Emma_Oh_) February 24, 2018

3. Taking care of goths 101

Hot days are hard for goths. leave a large bowl of water out for your local goth teen / adult
— Deirdre (@figgled) January 12, 2016

4. Making realizations

yeah sex is cool but have you ever eaten shredded cheese straight from the bag at 1am while standing in front of your refrigerator?
— Cates Holderness (@catesish) March 1, 2018

5. Dogs need selfcare, too

Yesterday I stopped to pet a dog, and as the owner walked away I heard him say to her, "You see? Everybody loves you! And you don't even love yourself!!!" and I'm going to be thinking about it for the next five years
— Liz Watson (@watsontots) March 5, 2018

6. Making interesting observations

I wish I loved anything as much as straight girls love Emma Stone
— Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson (@MaraWilson) March 5, 2018

7. Rihanna is everyone’s spirit animal in every situation

Everyone: sit like a lady
Me: pic.twitter.com/RwVKEvTb4q
— ephrata (@ephrata) February 27, 2018

8. Making the takeover plans

How to beat your face:

Moisturize
Eyebrows
Primer
Eye makeup
Foundation
Concealer
We overthrow
Men at
Midnight
Set/bake
Contour
Blush
Highlight
Lips
Setting spray
— ashley (@kimkarASHlian) February 25, 2018

9. Every girl has made this face

When someone you don't like walks in ... pic.twitter.com/Itjd25AX6A
— Lex (@moyaaboo) March 3, 2018

10. Just some wishful thinking

i try not to pine for past times, but i wish millennials were better at offering one another coffee when you go over each other's houses
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) February 28, 2018

11. A familiar speech from creepy guys

creeper at bar: wanna drink?
me: no thanks, my drink is full and I've gotta man
creeper at bar: pic.twitter.com/D8Y47K65j2
— Sarah Rose (@1SarahRose) March 1, 2018

12. Casually predicting the future of men’s decisions

Thanks to this year's Oscars, somewhere in LA a straight white dude is questioning whether or not he *should* write that coming-of-age screenplay based on himself where nothing happens other than he inexplicably gets lots of women he doesn't deserve. That's impact.
— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) March 5, 2018

13. Sharing struggles

I want to be a vegan but I'm hungry
— quinta b. (@quintabrunson) March 3, 2018

14. Trying to use the five dollar words

whenever someone uses the word "ostensibly" out loud, i give a lil' wink to the english dictionary, as if to say, "that's all you, cutie"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 28, 2018

15. Sometimes the results are out of our control

good afternoon today i put this on my snapchat story to brag about being healthy but god's always gotta keep me humble and so it ended up accidentally in the shape of a penis pic.twitter.com/PzYssZuMNO
— ellie (@holy_schnitt) March 5, 2018

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