In a few days, millions of Americans will watch their favorite movie stars grace the stage at the 91st Academy Awards. Although it’s a significant event, the Oscars aren’t immune to obnoxious Hollywood cheesiness. To help endure the entire three-hour ceremony, follow this drinking game for the 2019 Oscars:

Drink once if:

  • A long acceptance speech gets cut off by instrumental music 
  • President Donald Trump and/or his administration gets name-dropped or referenced
  • They show a close-up of Bradley Cooper’s beautiful face
  • Someone cries (double if it happens while mentioning a family member)
  • The person you think is going to win actually wins
  • Someone uses the phrase “now more than ever”

Drink twice if:

  • A “special guest” appears (down your drink if it’s Oprah)
  • Someone starts handing out food, candy or some other goodies to the audience
  • We see a Freddie Mercury hologram
  • Thanos appears on-screen
  • Someone looks pissed off that they lost (double if it’s Sam Elliott)
  • God is the first person thanked in an acceptance speech

Finish your drink if:

  • Lady Gaga trips on her dress
  • Someone keeps talking after the microphone is cut off during their acceptance speech
  • You roll your eyes when the Academy trots out Cheryl Boone-Isaacs during the ceremony to pretend like it cares about diversity 

Down the entire bottle if:

  • Someone pulls a La La Land by announcing the wrong winner
  • Kevin Hart is there

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