It’s fairly common that people ponder how discount-based industries can afford to have such low prices. Or maybe no one does this but me, the cynical cheapskate who often intends to sit down once a month to write a letter that starts with something like “Dear Save-A-Lot, where do you get off?”
At the beginning of the semester, I was having a fun Tuesday night uptown, maybe a little too much fun. It was my "friend’s" (in the loosest of terms) birthday. It was very cold, and after huddling up close together outside the bar, he offered to walk me home, and I offered that he stay the night. Well, what I expected to just be a cuddle sesh turned out to be more. However... he was unable to maintain an erection and became flaccid due to alcohol intoxication. Needless to say, the night was kind of a let down, no pun intended. It was fine in the morning, but now whenever "friend" sees me, he is SO awkward. Is he really THAT embarrassed about not being erect, or is it something I did? Does he think of me differently for inviting him over? What gives?
The 85th Academy Awards featured talking teddy bears, musical tributes and the first tie in more than 30 years.
The Schuneman Symposium on New Media and Photojournalism is kicking off Monday night with a presentation from a nationally renowned journalist.
Editorial cartoons represent the majority opinion of The Post’s executive editors.
It’s been two decades since Ohio began a season 11-3, but after four wins at this weekend’s University of Tennessee-Chattanooga Frost Classic, the Bobcats are matching history.
We should all deliver our thanks to the Great Deity of Powerful Air Resistance. Thanks to him, we were able to save a precious piece of beautiful Mother Russia wilderness from a 10,000-ton meteorite. We’re short on tundra space already, and we can’t afford to lose any more to those dastardly space rocks.
If I had spent my Saturday in Ohio it would have been illegal.
"Lincoln" is leading the way to the 2013 Oscars. This morning, the biopic about the 16th president picked up 12 Academy Award nominations, including best director for Steven Spielberg and best actor for Daniel Day-Lewis.
A former city councilman and businessman is making his second run for a seat on Athens City Council.
While Kent State ran, threw and jumped a record-breaking 175 points at the Mid-American Conference Indoor Championships, Ohio used only one of its three options to score points.
By ALEXIS SHAW and JENNIFER ABBEY
By Will Ashton | wa054010@ohiou.edu
Ohio was on the verge of being swept out of the Keith LeClair Classic in Greenville, N.C., on Saturday after dropping its first two games to Illinois and New Mexico State.
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