The Love Post: Gift-giving basics
By Alex Bill | Feb. 12, 2012Valentine’s Day presents? See: any other gift-giving event with additional emphasis on hearts and pink/red wrapping paper.
Valentine’s Day presents? See: any other gift-giving event with additional emphasis on hearts and pink/red wrapping paper.
By: Steph Doan
Let’s get something straight. Sweat is not salty water that the body excretes to maintain a comfortable temperature. Sweat is liquefied manliness.
Elegance and precision in life, particularly in written communication, really separate the men from the boys. Back in the day, men had it down. Specific, to-the-point phrases such as “food (points with finger)” and “food (rubs stomach)” allowed men to communicate a variety of detailed activities.
Men are a part of nature. They walk around, chests out, breathing all day just so that trees have some carbon dioxide to absorb. Men are thoughtful like that.
Shaking a man’s hand is like reclining in a massaging La-Z-Boy chair: strong, supportive and ergonomic.
Static cling cramps style like a Charlie horse during sex.
A man’s writing utensil of choice says a lot about him.
Men spend a good portion of their lives in a seated position, and they do so with pride.